What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Power Rankings: Rocket Classic - PGA Tour

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

White House Walks Back U.S.-Built LNG Carrier Ambitions - The Maritime Executive

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What problems do you face in everyday life?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Carnival Cruise Line pledges greater cruise loyalty benefits - TheStreet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Wander Franco’s conviction likely bars return to U.S., attorneys say - Tampa Bay Times

No go.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Is Beehiiv better than Substack?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can AI replace architects and interior designers?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?