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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Power Rankings: Rocket Classic - PGA Tour
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
White House Walks Back U.S.-Built LNG Carrier Ambitions - The Maritime Executive
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What problems do you face in everyday life?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Carnival Cruise Line pledges greater cruise loyalty benefits - TheStreet
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Wander Franco’s conviction likely bars return to U.S., attorneys say - Tampa Bay Times
No go.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can AI replace architects and interior designers?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...